The Benevolent Guy

I would trust this Guy to effectively rule in the people's best interest. Why? Because he has the prestige and daring to sport a mustache shaped like this:

There are few men who can attain such strength from this minimal and stigmatized style of facial hair. But from where does it truly arise? From the true creed of all Guys, of course. I are Guy, It are Guy, Guy are You. The daring choice in 'stache reflects the Guy's acceptance of this mantra. There is no Antisemitism among Guys, all things are Guy and thus deserve acceptance as Guy. I love his mustache and I love Guy.

Angry Guy

By now you may have somewhat of a grasp on who this Guy really is. Without these little glimpses through his self portraits none of us would have ever realized what great lengths it takes to be a true Guy. Sometimes a Guy gets angry.