Emulating Guy
What are Guy do? Guy are just sayin hi. It's been quite a while since this Guy has shown his beautifully sculpted face perfecctly portraited by his small beard and buzz cut. I don't mean small in a demeaning way, just as explanation of the face; there are bigger beards, after all. But let us focus. Here we see a well crafted self portrait (remember, it's not a selfie, he's rebranded it). Sure, he may be on the toilet. Sure, his pants are down. Sure, he's lookin' like a fool with his pants on the ground however, I guaruntee that this portrait was thought out. After much deliberation he ruled out the mirror selfie (as you've seen him previously), the selfie stick, and someone else taking the pic. Even though this is one of his most private moments, Guy would like to share it. And why shouldn't he? Did you know: In midevil times, some of the most important decisions were made on the shitter. That is because they all ate together, thus, their BM's were all timed together.
A final thought: I are Guy; It are Guy; Guy are you.
