Design by Katarina VanDemark

Design by Katarina VanDemark
The Eyes of Guy

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

The Benevolent Guy

I would trust this Guy to effectively rule in the people's best interest. Why? Because he has the prestige and daring to sport a mustache shaped like this:


There are few men who can attain such strength from this minimal and stigmatized style of facial hair. But from where does it truly arise? From the true creed of all Guys, of course. I are Guy, It are Guy, Guy are You. The daring choice in 'stache reflects the Guy's acceptance of this mantra. There is no Antisemitism among Guys, all things are Guy and thus deserve acceptance as Guy. I love his mustache and I love Guy.

1 comment:

  1. The stache is not grown in nostalgia of 20th century Fascism. It is not an ode to the silent film era. The Guy's stache is reclamation in its purest form; a crusade against the tyranny of our limited perspectives under the high flying cross of Guyism.

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