Content Guy

He's Smiling

This is a new look for a guy. Smiling in the face of a camera. He is a very well adjusted guy. This guy has a great attitude. This guy has great fun.

Where does his ambition to be a guy come from? Perhaps he is a fully integrated guy. He's realized the guydeal.

He saw another first. Perhaps it was his dad. Perhaps it was your dad. Guy's lead by example. Today, show another what it means to Guy

Ancient Guy

Past Guys

Here we find a guy enjoying the phallic art of guys past. (Please take note: Although the mustache is the quintessential facial hair of a guy, it is not a requirement.) Absorbing history's lessons is an easy path to being a better guy. I guarantee anything you can to do has been done, or attempted unsuccessfully.

e.g, before you are about to jump 14 buses in a plastic Barbie car, check YouTube and see if the last guy failed. There is no reason to risk extinction or redundantly repeat failure. If the last attempt was successful, or you are certain there's more to be done, you have an obligation.

You must push the limit. Collaborate; with those who failed in the past, even those who successfully jumped only 1 bus or 2. A guy cannot build a wall with a single brick. A guy cannot reach the pinnacle of achievement without other guys. But when you do reach the summit do as guys past have done: Put a giant dick at the top.

Rejoicing Guy

With Arms Wide Open

Here we find a guy reveling in the splendor of nature. Barefoot and hatted he is emulating the wildguy Huckleberry Finn and his free spirit. Appreciation of the Earth is a key aspect of a guy because the Earth are Guy. Although it is just a very tiny guy compared to others, it remains the foundation for all guys I know. And it is a great one. It smells good, it tastes good, it's warm, it's cold, you can swim in it, you can jump off it, you can put holes in it and it doesn't seem to mind. 

This versatility and adaptability are great examples for all guy. To have an asteroid come along and beat the shit out of you would, for most, be difficult to handle, however, the Earth takes it in stride, creates a new lake, and continues to mosey around the Sun.

Ascended Guys

At the Very Top

Here are some guys at the summit. Have they reached the top? Where can they go now? This installation appears to be an allusion to Jacob's Ladder, or stairway to heaven (Jacob's Ladder wiki).

It is a guy's quest to climb this ladder. Be cautious, for it is precarious; be wary, it is dark around the bend; be diligent, continue to pursuit the unknown; be sturdy, guy are foundation upon which others ascend.

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Contemplative Guy

Pondering the Universe

Here is a guy deep in thought. Here is a guy with a 'stache and a patch. He has already set himself apart with that bold statement. Here is the question: What might he be thinking? Here is the answer: No guy knows. 

An integral part of being guy is facilitating conversation. Each guy is a neuron. Each is isolated and separated by a great void. A guy treks across the void and becomes a synapse, a facilitator for the exchange of ideas. I will reiterate that these shared experiences build the foundation for all guys (A New Guy). As long as each experience is shared, it cannot be lost. Once shared it is sewn into the very sinews of a guy.

Two Guy

Immovable Objects

Here are a couple guys who could not be more different. One reveling in the aggressive vibes, another's loathing the positive. Yet they are both sporting red. How can two guys such as this find common ground? Easily: They are both guys.

It is important to point out the can of hipster juice (Pabst) in the right guy's hand. We can safely assume both parties are under the influence. I only hope both are aware of this as well. Inebriation often results to jumping to conclusions, denial of accepted truths, and the disregard of counter arguments. Although it can be used to release your inhibitions and become a more sociable guy, be wary; all tools can be misused and cause harm.

One final thought: A steadfast, immovable body exists not into eternity but is erased by one with greater fluidity.