Gangsta Guy

Did You Just Bump Me?

Here we find a guy showing out. He's evoking the spirit of Tetraodontidae (Wiki). Each moment in the wilderness instincts must be sharp, muscles taught, and eyes keen.

But let's get back to the real content. This guy knows how to present a mustache. The neutral color of pants and shirt avoid your attention while the primary colors in hat and pack straps bring it above the shoulders to neatly frame the 'stache. Here's the true reason for his wariness. Facial hair of that caliber breeds jealousy.

Shy Guy

Hiding

Here is a hidden guy. You may not believe me but he is there. I don't know what impels a guy to hide away in a closet, but I trust he has good reasons.

Here is a guy emerging from the closet, seemingly fearful of the camera. What has he done in that closet? Please, keep me in the dark.

Photo credit: Ms Vademark

Sitting Guy

Intelligent Guy

Here is a guy who knows what to do and has the beard to prove it. He is helping create robotic guy, specifically learning them to speak. He is building on a vast amount of guys' research.

There are needs for all Guy types. As animals have specialized to fit their niche so should Guy.

Working Guy

Shoveling

Here are guys doing work. Some call this a necessary evil. Guy calls it work. Even in the drastic conditions of a frozen wasteland a guy diligently works.

Every accomplishment is an incentive to continue. Completion is reward enough. If the task seems insurmountable, ask another guy, he will lend aid.

A final thought: Where there's one there's two and two are greater.

Content Guy

He's Smiling

This is a new look for a guy. Smiling in the face of a camera. He is a very well adjusted guy. This guy has a great attitude. This guy has great fun.

Where does his ambition to be a guy come from? Perhaps he is a fully integrated guy. He's realized the guydeal.

He saw another first. Perhaps it was his dad. Perhaps it was your dad. Guy's lead by example. Today, show another what it means to Guy

Ancient Guy

Past Guys

Here we find a guy enjoying the phallic art of guys past. (Please take note: Although the mustache is the quintessential facial hair of a guy, it is not a requirement.) Absorbing history's lessons is an easy path to being a better guy. I guarantee anything you can to do has been done, or attempted unsuccessfully.

e.g, before you are about to jump 14 buses in a plastic Barbie car, check YouTube and see if the last guy failed. There is no reason to risk extinction or redundantly repeat failure. If the last attempt was successful, or you are certain there's more to be done, you have an obligation.

You must push the limit. Collaborate; with those who failed in the past, even those who successfully jumped only 1 bus or 2. A guy cannot build a wall with a single brick. A guy cannot reach the pinnacle of achievement without other guys. But when you do reach the summit do as guys past have done: Put a giant dick at the top.

Rejoicing Guy

With Arms Wide Open

Here we find a guy reveling in the splendor of nature. Barefoot and hatted he is emulating the wildguy Huckleberry Finn and his free spirit. Appreciation of the Earth is a key aspect of a guy because the Earth are Guy. Although it is just a very tiny guy compared to others, it remains the foundation for all guys I know. And it is a great one. It smells good, it tastes good, it's warm, it's cold, you can swim in it, you can jump off it, you can put holes in it and it doesn't seem to mind. 

This versatility and adaptability are great examples for all guy. To have an asteroid come along and beat the shit out of you would, for most, be difficult to handle, however, the Earth takes it in stride, creates a new lake, and continues to mosey around the Sun.