Guy and Dog

Man's Best Friend

What Guy are do? Poopin' with company. Everyone needs a safety net, no matter how strong as long as it's soft. And I guarantee this one is. Better than a cotton ball are this guy. Guy will treat you right as long as you rub him right. It's said that smiling faces tell lies, but that's not the truth. There are no wrong guy are do. 



A final thought: I are Guy; It are Guy; Guy are Dog

O.G. Guy

Emulating Guy

What are Guy do? Guy are just sayin hi. It's been quite a while since this Guy has shown his beautifully sculpted face perfecctly portraited by his small beard and buzz cut. I don't mean small in a demeaning way, just as explanation of the face; there are bigger beards, after all. But let us focus. Here we see a well crafted self portrait (remember, it's not a selfie, he's rebranded it). Sure, he may be on the toilet. Sure, his pants are down. Sure, he's lookin' like a fool with his pants on the ground however, I guaruntee that this portrait was thought out. After much deliberation he ruled out the mirror selfie (as you've seen him previously), the selfie stick, and someone else taking the pic. Even though this is one of his most private moments, Guy would like to share it. And why shouldn't he? Did you know: In midevil times, some of the most important decisions were made on the shitter. That is because they all ate together, thus, their BM's were all timed together.

A final thought: I are Guy; It are Guy; Guy are you.

Fifth Prose

Yesterday I experienced an eclectic, eccentric, numerous, boisterous cacophony of individuals. I’m curious as to each one’s origins, unfortunately, this is a terribly daunting task yet not insurmountable. The simple answer being they were conceived by a couple’s congress but I’d prefer to delve further, into the formative years which conceived their personality. My twenty-three years of experience do not suffice. Through inquiring others regarding their work, childhood, passions, and hatreds I attempt to glean wisdom and knowledge in a moment rather than generations.

Portrait

I've ascended to a higher plane

My face no longer is simply plain.

I've gone the way of Mr. Dorian Gray

Been immortalized, I'm here to stay.

Uniquely stylized with two purple eyes

Were once brown but now lie.

Nose remains, between the eyes it lies.

Mouth is fixed in a little smirk

As it's affixed in oil upon a linen panel

With strokes as smooth as lanolin.

A face begins to take shape.

A face I do not recognize.

Is this true? Could it be mine?

A simple combo of straight lines

As two artists mine for their truest lines.

Fourth Prose

    Yesterday I experienced generosity. My perception of mankind begins to round itself, attempting smooth edges. As the Earth is not entirely flat, so shan’t be my final world view. Like the tectonic plates colliding and forming, mountains, ravines, and defined masses rise and rend, fall and repeat. Each individual entity empresses it’s impression for a moment only to be changed momentarily. This brief marring is not forgotten however, the most impactful and memorable are what benefits humanity.

Third Prose

Yesterday I was taught a lesson in humility. T’was a humbling experience. From it, I’ve learned. Some may assume one is the greatest yet two comes to become one. The top may not be the spot you want for it is isolated, yet serene; there’s a sense of accomplishment, yet defeat, for there’s no place to ascend; wisdom is gleaned along the path but now the time of struggle begins, for you must share.

    I found myself in a pool of pool sharks. An ocean which, at first, appeared calm but as I dove was torn to pieces by the maelstrom. It’s best to begin in the kiddie pool. It is best to take advantage of the resources available. Growing up I had a pool table but under utilized it and perhaps failed to realize my full potential. I cannot look back for it is pitch black. There remains forward: Progress.

Second Prose

Yesterday a darker side of humanity availed itself to me. I experienced and was the outlet for unbridled passion and rage, the kind you’d only expect from a prize bull whose testicles are in the vice. I believe that simile is applicable because I found animalistic fury and unprovoked fervor which I had previously been blind to; perhaps I had ignored it purposefully. I’m thankful this frenzy was not unleashed upon a younger man for he surely would’ve reacted in kind. Instead, here is what I gleaned from the experience:

•     Humans may not be rational but volatile.
•     Words hold the power to incite and escalate as well as soothe and coerce.
•     It is simple to leverage power over another.
•     Playing music syncs one to another, along with dancing or other tandem, harmonious activities.
•     Some actively resist enlightenment.
•     Jealousy is a direct contributor to all things violent, be they words or deeds.
•     Confidence awakens deeply rooted fear and insecurity.
•     A commanding presence impresses their impression of you, be it false or true.
•     Do not assume comprehension, especially when utilizing light-hearted wit.
•     Once an individual begins to stumble, they will not stop. They will stumble further in an attempt to right themselves, making them look much more the fool, and allowing them to fall much harder.

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The Heat

I'll write some prose today

Who knows Anyway.

The one who goes back and forth

And hither and thither

Never proclaiming due course

Always fails to deliver.

It's resounding voice gives you a choice.

To light the candle while it's moist.

Friction enough to complete your task,

Warmed, now more so.

Not failing to deliver.

Wise Guy

Experienced

Here we find a guy who's older than most and younger than some. This may be twilight, hence the dark photo, but this guy remains productive, ever learning. This guy shaves every day without fail, even on vacation, which is a new outlook for Guy; perhaps the rest of us are wrong.

A final thought: Each day are the same length; such are Guy.

A More Reserved 'Stache II

Lost Again

Here we find a guy, again, in mustache purgatory. This may not be the same guy (A More Reserved 'Stache), yet it is the same guy. The worry in the dodgy, sidelong glance, brought by second thoughts and misgivings over whether the right conclusion was drawn preceding this journey fraught with irreversible decisions as a razor blade scourges a rosy, supple cheek is a warning to all Guy, that they might know.

Where must Guy go from here? Forward. As this guy cultivates and sculpts new growth, so must that guy cultivate and explore new areas for personal growth.

Remember this Final Thought: You may shave. 100% chance of growth.

Thankful Guy

This Guy would like to thank all Guy for today The Word of Guy has broken 6000 views. Continue to spread The Word of Guy and soon the next milestone shall pass, over 9000.

Citrus Guy

Cross-Eyed

Here we find a guy eating an orange in a most peculiar way. The expression emotes a sense of struggle. I know not what this guy seeks to accomplish with such a spectacular undertaking but I know the ends will justify the means. Whether guy are successful is up to you, for all Guy understand this struggle.

A final thought: Fear not spreading the burden among Guy when the burden are greatest. 

Cutthroat Guy

Pirate

Here we find a pair of ferocious guy. These are two of the most daunting rapscallions to ever exist. All of this expressive energy is preparation for their greatest passion: dance. A guy needs nothing more than an internal drive to transform into a fierce character prepared to terrorize the high seas.

A final thought: We sail for plunder and glory to victory!

Expressive Guy

Two Portraits

Here we find two faces of, surprisingly, the same guy. You could come to know the first guy with the second being unrecognizable. You could come to recognize the second guy with the first being unknowable.The clothes and hair remain the same but how can these two be one?

Simple: both are intertwined in Guy.

Static is not an option. Neither is a single dimension. Nor a single option. Guy strive to be multi-faceted, multi-dimensional, and fluid.

Sexy Guy

Paint Me Like One of Your French Guy

Here we find two terribly seductive guy. The guy on top, sporting a playful smile and intellectual nature, is wearing socks. The bottom guy, with devilish look a veritable siren, is not. Although there are many similarities in pose and motivation, the many differences contribute to an entirely different result.

When presented with a task each guy undertakes it a different way. Each plays to their strength but one will be more successful. Do not be disheartened. Identify your unique abilities and find opportunities to use them.

Sturdy Guy

Balancing Act

Here we find guy expressing themselves through dance. Great coordination and concentration is required not only in their fluid, physical movements but also among each pair's demeanor and aesthetics. Many guy contributed many hours developing this work of art from conception to term. Much facial hair was sacrificed to accentuate the clean-cut performance. Great fun was had during the process and at it's successful completion.

Finishing Guy

Didn't Win

Here we find a guy completing the race. It seems he did not win but his posture and flowing mane reveal the determination in this guy and his true priority. He struggles to improve his personal record, for that is the true measure of Guy. His grimace is not in defeat; it is an expression of relief knowing he has passed another trial; it is disappointment because he knows more could've been done; it is knowledge of the struggle which comes next. Inch towards refinement. Sculpting each minutiae will allow you to present your best, to strive for greatness.

A final thought: Be not consumed by others but aware.

Jumping Guy

At the Precipice

Here we find a guy who has reached the top. Discontented, he leaps with great effort to reach higher. Guy are not afraid of falling for Guy are sure footed. This guy has conquered the small peak; look forward to the greater challenge.

A final thought: Snow may fall, water may freeze, do not be trapped beneath.

Sequoia Guy

Guy and Tree

Here we find the apex of different lifestyles. One short and sweet, the other long and constant.

Both have an opinion, a way to live. Guy choose which is best.

A final thought: What 'ere the surface presents, meaning exists below.

Elven Guy

Inebriated Guy

Here we find a guy sporting some shamrock suspenders and short red shorts. It takes a free spirited guy to undertake such a unique costume.

A final thought: All Guy are unique.

Pruning Guy

Among the Leaves

Again, we find nature's trustee: Guy (see Gardening Guy). This guy attempts to improve the livelihood of a single tree, not with drastic measures but with delicate nudges in order to supplement natural processes. Active involvement is necessary to augment a tree's bounty, however, do not be overbearing. Trees have existed far longer than people for a reason; they've ascertained how to be fruitful and reproduced through the truest of experience, the intimacy of first-hand.

A final thought: Guy are like tree. With growth come opportunities to wisen.

Perturbed Guy

Shotgun

Here we find guy directly transferring essence. The background guy is mystified by a strange technique. Taken aback by misunderstanding reveals the difficulty in adaptation, even for true Guy.

A final thought: When introduced remain skeptical until true motive is revealed.

Drumming Guy II

Stone Face

Here we find two similar guy. These Guy are very much in sync. Playing, marching, and holding the same, stern expression display considerable amount of dedication towards mastering their identical drumming identity.

Only the discord in facial hair separate these two. This significant difference symbolizes the ability to hurdle ideological obstacles and exist in rhythm with contrasting Guy.

Majestic Guy

Promontory Rock

Here we find a guy surveying the vast waters. This guy, shrouded by a full mane, seeks out new opportunities and challenges. This guy knows inactivity breeds complacency and addresses inaction head on. (Click to see his endeavors)

A final thought: The seas are turbulent. Remember Guy, how he smoothly navigates.

Ancient Guy II

Within the Artifact

Here we find a guy sitting, awestruck. Perhaps he envisions this historic room enlivened by guy past. By directly experiencing their domicile he attempts to assimilate their past.

Let's get back to the real subject. His beard is reminiscent of our bard's with the addition of full, luscious sideburns. The bouncy locks atop his poll are wonderfully complementary to the entire ensemble. This is a well cured guy.

Characteristic Guy

Festival II

Here we find a characteristic guy. He's sensed a picture being taken and adopted the characteristic disdainful look. Both the 'stache with shadowed goatee in the foreground, and full beard in back entrenche the motif into these Guy face.

Please note the defining solid colors in apparel which define each guy's demeanor. The affront towards the optics bring these Guy straight to attention.

A final though: Be a distinct Guy.

Statue Guy

Posing

Here we find a guy imitating art with great likeness. Or is art imitating guy? Both are true. This statue's conception was spurred by an artist's acquaintance. It may have been a shop keeper or a policeman or a dad or a cab driver but it was placed in the artist's mind's eye from without.

The ripples of action are felt throughout time and space. Guy are a continuous wave with level crests and troughs. This continuation carries individual guy along, taking hold at opportune moments to establish a guy's path. Guy may choose to be carried along; Guy may quest for the wave; either is the way of Guy.

Running Guy

Race to the Finish

Here we find a group of Guy. They run. Sacrifices must be made to pursue your passion. Notice the bare faces. A mustache was sacrificed for aerodynamics. Note the look of grim determination.

In the face of adversity and struggle guy push themselves. An inner drive possess guy.

A final thought: There may be a best guy, yet he compares not himself to you.

Conspiring Guy

Antagonist

Here we find a guy with a plan. His pipe and upturned mustache introduce us to a new, meticulous guy. His steepled fingers suggest great forethought and confidence. His condescending look defines surety of self.

It may be staged, but guy like this exist. Not all guy are fun-loving (quite the contrary to the subject's actual demeanor) and carefree. Some guy are deliberate, measured, and tactful. Other guy must help see the plan through.

Contesting Guy

Feat of Strength

Here we find two guy locked in mortal combat. A match of this gravity is sure to draw spectators. The façade of determination and desperation are potent reminders of the situation's levity. This is also seen in the disappointed look from the background guy. She recognizes the need for these guy to improve. A good humored, friendly match betwixt guy is an opportunity to develop and hone abilities.

A final thought: Fire burns hot, fast. Snow falls coolly, slowly. In balance, both exist.

Skeptical Guy

Indoor Hat

Here we find a guy sporting a utilitarian hat. He uses it indoors, therefore unveiling its new, aesthetic purpose. Like a hat, guy are two-faceted.

Two Guy II

Funny Hats.

Here we find our favorite contradictory guy (see Two Guy). One has a tiny hat, one's hat is too big. The full beard compared to clean shaven. Bright colors against mute plaid. Disdain compared to delight.

These different guy coexist.

Sitting Guy

In Repose

Here we find a guy basking in his originality. Confident enough to pair dark slacks and shoes with blairingly white socks and brash enough to display them, this guy distinguishes himself.

After a day of new experiences it's good for any guy to ruminate. Like a smoothie, one can easily discern between ingredients until they are thoroughly mixed. At that point, it takes a skilled pallet to understand what compilation of fruits and vegetables compose the final entity.

A final thought: A picky eater is a poor judge of character.

Natural Guy

Return of the Self-Portrait

Here we find a guy reveling in the solitude of the natural world. Historically known as a walkabout (wiki), a guy needs time for reflection and introspection to develop. Although Guy are the amalgamation of all, each guy remains independent. Each guy compounds many influences to construct their ideal and, in turn, many guy facilitate this revelation.

This guy utilizes today's technology to share his experience with others. While remaining in solidarity with the internal guy, he can share his exciting discoveries for others to enjoy.

Colorful Guy

Paint Party

Here we find a guy showing his true colors. Those seem to be red, blue, and green. He is excited, freely expressing his innermost guy. He is joyful, finding similar and different colors among guy. He is enlightened, mingling and creating new, diverse colors.

A final thought: Be content with a wispy 'stache. 100% chance of growth.

Medieval Guy

Guy and Strings

Here we find a past guy. We see similar characteristics in present guy, comparatively. The look of disdain facing the painter, the unconnected goatee, the tasteful accessories all display a well-rounded guy. He can read, write, sing, play, drink, smoke, and sport multi-colored feathers.

Today, many Guy take these for granted. This guy dedicated his life to a few noble pursuits including several hours simply saving his likeness for posterity, where today's guy spends but a moment to take a self-portrait. Appreciate the work each guy undergoes to put forth his best.

Rockin' Guy

Festival Guy

Here we find classic mustachioed guy with hat. Thumb and pinkie extended confirms that guy rocks. Set amongst many Guy, he joins a greater entity of similarly minded.

In festival situations each guy contributes to the vibe. This is a palpable and unmistakable experience attained through any catalyst where 'ere two guy are present.

A final thought: I are Guy; It are Guy; Guy are you.

Guy Abroad

Cultural Guy

Here we find a guy broadening his horizon by experiencing a unique culture apart from his own. He'd regale you with numerous stories regarding culture shock and new revelations, for both himself and his hosts. As you can see, a guy adjusts well to new situations.

A final thought: Be wary; learn to recognize Guy, for Guy come in all shapes and sizes.

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A final thought: I are Guy; It are Guy; Guy are you.

Inquisitive Guy

Questioning

Here we find a guy questioning existence. Where is his place? What are guy?

With the obscure uni-brow and clean shaven face he asks. Previously, a clean cut guy represented surety of self. Now, I'm no longer sure.

Recuperating Guy

Guy in Repose

Here we find a guy taking an IV. There are many precautions to take. Mights' well take 'em all. With measles, mumps, and rubella floating around Guy can never be too careful.

A guy needs time to restore his ''stache. You see he's missing the patch. 

A final thought: You may shave. 100% chance of growth.

Feasting Guy

Culinary Masterpiece

Here we find a guy reaping the rewards. Visualize with me every step required in creating that dish. From Monsanto selling the seeds to a farmer planting them to an immigrant picking them to a sous chef doing all the work to a master chef plating it.

Many guy contribute to the final product. If all knowingly contribute, so much the better. When Guy know their purpose, more is accomplished. More is accomplished enthusiastically and with purpose.

A final thought: Let each contribute.

Revenant Guy

Surveying

Here we find a guy taking in the land. A silent moment is had enjoying the splendor unfolding before his eyes. Like Simba, this is his inheritance.

It ways heavily upon the shoulders knowing this are Guy responsibility. Atlas reborn he stands sturdy, unwavering.

Gardening Guy

Utilizing Shears

Here we find a guy tending a garden. It takes great diligence to cultivate greens. All energy expended is returned tenfold. All guy should garden, it is a visceral experience working with guy hands.

A final thought: Do not rush potatoes for their fruit is hidden.

Incognito Guy

Shades On

Here is a guy you may recognize as the first introduced. Although obscured, the face is recognizable by the voluptuous 'stache and shadow patch.

At times a guy needs be inconspicuous. Perhaps being guy is not accepted by the local populace. Although guy are great not all are ready.

Mixin' Guy

Studio Guy

Here we find a guy doing exactly what he wants. In the booth there's never been a guy more comfortable, relaxed, and in control.

Again we see a newer evolution in the clean cut and shave. Mayhaps it's representative of his demeanor. Mayhaps it's personal preference.

Nautical Guy

I'm On a Boat

Here we find an interesting guy on a boat with the characteristic look of disgust facing a camera. We have yet to see this clean cut mohawk. A trim like that compels his chivalrous action of deflecting the paparazzi.

This guy has a sense of duty extended to all guy. 

Strummin' Guy

Bluegrass Guy

Here we find two guy in harmony. Channeling their inner Bela Fleck creating a perfect synthesis of guitar and banjo. At this point they have reached a higher plane; the connection of two guy.

To add; we find, again, the juxtaposition of two unique styles. Not just of the instruments, but each guy's visage.

We have the classic 'stache hat combo, and an underrepresented clean shaven face.

Photo credit: Ms VanDemark

Gangsta Guy

Did You Just Bump Me?

Here we find a guy showing out. He's evoking the spirit of Tetraodontidae (Wiki). Each moment in the wilderness instincts must be sharp, muscles taught, and eyes keen.

But let's get back to the real content. This guy knows how to present a mustache. The neutral color of pants and shirt avoid your attention while the primary colors in hat and pack straps bring it above the shoulders to neatly frame the 'stache. Here's the true reason for his wariness. Facial hair of that caliber breeds jealousy.

Shy Guy

Hiding

Here is a hidden guy. You may not believe me but he is there. I don't know what impels a guy to hide away in a closet, but I trust he has good reasons.

Here is a guy emerging from the closet, seemingly fearful of the camera. What has he done in that closet? Please, keep me in the dark.

Photo credit: Ms Vademark

Sitting Guy

Intelligent Guy

Here is a guy who knows what to do and has the beard to prove it. He is helping create robotic guy, specifically learning them to speak. He is building on a vast amount of guys' research.

There are needs for all Guy types. As animals have specialized to fit their niche so should Guy.

Working Guy

Shoveling

Here are guys doing work. Some call this a necessary evil. Guy calls it work. Even in the drastic conditions of a frozen wasteland a guy diligently works.

Every accomplishment is an incentive to continue. Completion is reward enough. If the task seems insurmountable, ask another guy, he will lend aid.

A final thought: Where there's one there's two and two are greater.

Content Guy

He's Smiling

This is a new look for a guy. Smiling in the face of a camera. He is a very well adjusted guy. This guy has a great attitude. This guy has great fun.

Where does his ambition to be a guy come from? Perhaps he is a fully integrated guy. He's realized the guydeal.

He saw another first. Perhaps it was his dad. Perhaps it was your dad. Guy's lead by example. Today, show another what it means to Guy

Ancient Guy

Past Guys

Here we find a guy enjoying the phallic art of guys past. (Please take note: Although the mustache is the quintessential facial hair of a guy, it is not a requirement.) Absorbing history's lessons is an easy path to being a better guy. I guarantee anything you can to do has been done, or attempted unsuccessfully.

e.g, before you are about to jump 14 buses in a plastic Barbie car, check YouTube and see if the last guy failed. There is no reason to risk extinction or redundantly repeat failure. If the last attempt was successful, or you are certain there's more to be done, you have an obligation.

You must push the limit. Collaborate; with those who failed in the past, even those who successfully jumped only 1 bus or 2. A guy cannot build a wall with a single brick. A guy cannot reach the pinnacle of achievement without other guys. But when you do reach the summit do as guys past have done: Put a giant dick at the top.

Rejoicing Guy

With Arms Wide Open

Here we find a guy reveling in the splendor of nature. Barefoot and hatted he is emulating the wildguy Huckleberry Finn and his free spirit. Appreciation of the Earth is a key aspect of a guy because the Earth are Guy. Although it is just a very tiny guy compared to others, it remains the foundation for all guys I know. And it is a great one. It smells good, it tastes good, it's warm, it's cold, you can swim in it, you can jump off it, you can put holes in it and it doesn't seem to mind. 

This versatility and adaptability are great examples for all guy. To have an asteroid come along and beat the shit out of you would, for most, be difficult to handle, however, the Earth takes it in stride, creates a new lake, and continues to mosey around the Sun.